Archive for August, 2010

Paris Sucks

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Yeah, we know that. But she sucks even more because she can’t admit she sucks even though we’ve all already seen her fucking sucking! Give me a break bitch! You have a dick in your mouth for Christmas-sakes! Paaaa-leeeeez!


Click the pic to see what my mentor Jenna Jameson has to say about all this fucking Celebrity “I wanna be a porn star cuz it pays good, but I won’t admit it!” nonsense.

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Self Ass Portraits

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

This hasn’t been the first time, nor the last, that I’ve been lonely and bored with pretty much nothing to do but masturbate and take pictures of my sexy body parts. Gee, I hope you don’t mind! And if you do, what the hell are you doing here?! Fuck off then… LOL!


SLIDESHOW works best I find.

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Fuck Lucy

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

You guys know my love for goofy Gif’s and this one fits right in my twisted sense of sexuality. Now if I could only find my own Charlie Brown to ruthlessly pound me from behind!



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