Judge for yourself but one thing is certain, it’s a long ass time ago judging by stunt cocks hair style, LOL!
Is This Jenna Jameson’s First Screen Screw
May 26th, 2010The Best Blowjob Ever?
May 21st, 2010Could this be the queen of Blowjobs? Yeah, a good cock sucking is certainly a matter of taste, pardon the punny reference, but it’s true. Personally, as a well groomed cock sucker myself, I find her technique fine however I’m not the gagging kind. That’s where the issue of taste comes in I guess. I don’t mind a salty cock or the occasional bitter tasting cum. However what I can’t stand is the taste of my own puke! EEEeeeee! That’s just gross (for me)! Apparently not for this Sandra Bernhard-looking bitch.
I’ll Be There In A Giffy
April 16th, 2010I just got such a kick out of this fan image. I wondered why he wanted me to send him such pictures of myself. Nice one! Now it’s my main Avatar where ever I can put a GIF. 
Thanks babe! I will send you a nudie!
Kisses,
JJ
Euro Porn Queen Vivian Schmitt Is My Hero
January 6th, 2010Why is Vivian my hero?
Well, if you’re like me you may have never heard of her since she’s a Euro porn queen. I found her by accident digging through a mess of my friends DVDs. A group of us Hollyweirdos meet on occasion, watch porn and get drunk. We’re all mainstream talent with a secret wish to be pornstars, strippers and pimps. Since we all know at least one pornstar and/or stripper personally, we know what we’re missing out on. However none of us have the balls to do anything about the fantasy. Well, I have my little anonymous way of going about it obviously, which no one (but Claire) knows about, though she’s not really in that scene anyway so I guess she doesn’t count.
Anyway, Vivian rules.
I don’t know anything about her nor have the time or desire to stalk her and find out. That doesn’t stop me from giving her mad props for being sexy and fucking like a pro! Well, she is a pro but you know what I mean. I was particularly impressed by her taking a double penetration standing up! Okay, maybe run of the mill fuck-stunts for you but not in my world. So, if I were going to be reincarnated as a hot blonde porn queen, I want to come back as Vivian Schmitt. LOL!
You must be a VIP to watch an Adult clip of Vivian in action here.
Claire’s Boobs Rule
December 30th, 2009Yeah, Claire’s my girl and it’s true, I love her huge knockers! See how I play with them in this clip she made on her laptop. What she doesn’t realize however IS, she needs to shave those damn armpits of hers. I know she’s a hippy but c’mon already! Comment if you agree with me.
Love ya babe!
JJ
Jessie Takes A Plunge
December 29th, 2009For many of you, I know it’s Winter time and you’re freezing your asses off! I feel for you, really. You can thank my friend Claire that she had her cellphone handy at the right moment and caught this shot of me taking a big plunge! Just imagine yourself waiting in the warm pool and having a Pina Colada with us right afterwards. Yummy!
Taking a big plunge in a warm pool!
Holiday Hotties
December 28th, 2009Since the last post was so unattractive in nature and according to some of the feedback, even stomach turning (ouch!) I thought it only appropriate to redeem myself with something completely different.
Here are a few Hotties for your Holiday pleasure! Enjoy!
Kisses,
JJ!
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder Is Bullshit
December 18th, 2009“Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder” huh? Well who ever came up with that must have had an ugly wife or husband! Seriously though. Okay, don’t believe me? Then have a look at these women (at least I think they all are) and tell me you’re such a good person that you’d give them each an equal chance at getting in your pants! I beg and plead to differ, LOL!
Favorite Positions
December 7th, 2009Don’t lie. You know you have one. Everybody does. Even people that never get laid have a fave. What’s yours? No wait, let me guess. You seem like a…
T-square or a Modified T-square kinda person. Then again, I could be wrong. Wouldn’t want to Pigeon Hole you, particularly if that’s not your speed honey. Then again when done the right way it feels pretty damn good. But if that’s not your thing, no worries. We could try the old Seventh Posture. You’re in good shape, I’m flexible as fuck, no problem.
However if you’re really feeling adventurous ( I know I am) we might try a good old classic Piledriver on for size. Hm, my inner thighs are tingling from the thought of it. And who knows, if we’ve got some hot energy left over, there’s nothing like a Rusty Bike Pump to help you fall asleep with a grin on your face.
So whatever your flavor, leave a comment or tweet me about it. I’ll share your thoughts with the world…
More From Demi Moore
November 22nd, 2009If Demi Moore and I both had balls, hers would be much bigger than mine! Yes it’s true. Okay, I’m doing/done more extreme things in terms of getting naked in front of the camera but hey…I NEVER show my face. Never, never. So hats off to Mrs. Kutcher for her exhibitionism.
I didn’t know Demi when she did these pics of course as I was likely in High School. However, I met her years later when she was married to Bruce. My mom worked with Bruce on a TV series called Moonlighting back in the mid 80′s and eventually he married Demi. My mom stayed in touch with many people from that show and at some point I met Bruce and his wife, Demi Moore. Of course back then I had no idea she’d done pictures like these nor did I ever imagine she had such a mega bush in those trousers, ha! I never did! Must be the European in me.
One of the pics BTW is Demi with relatively new tits. I just threw it in there to have an even number in the gallery, ha!
